I'm Elizabeth "Zebbie" Sebastian, your friendly neighborhood D.J. (Digital Jockey) du jour. Here is where I blog about anything and everything that comes to my mind that I feel might be useful to you, in a way that's pleasing to the soul and music to the ears. I call this blog Girl With an Eight-Track Mind because I believe the wisdom of music and lyrics can teach us all we ever needed to know about life, the universe and everything but didn't have the words to ask. Every article, therefore, begins with (and is peppered throughout with) a verse or two (or three or four) from a great song of the past or present that you (hopefully) know and (hopefully) love.

Also, it's a riff on the title of someone else's blog. Hey, don't tase me bro -- at least I give credit where credit is due.

Except for original content unique to this website, all images, lyrics, and other media are the copyrighted intellectual property of their respective owners. I hearby declare, to the best of my knowledge, that the protections of Fair Use apply to nonfree materials used or otherwise referenced, as pertinent and meaningful additions to the presentation of a constructive dialogue or editorial, or as components of a satirical or otherwise non-malicious commentary, derivative work, or review with the intent of serving an opinion. Don't tase me, bro.